Dialect Translation :
WEY'RE CLEEMIN' FER A NEOW CARPET OFF AR INSURANCE, DUE TER MEY ACCIDENTLY SPILLIN' TIN A PEENT O OWER EET.
- We're claiming for a new carpet off our insurence, due to me accendently spilling a tin of paint over it
WOT WUZ EET, GLOSS OR EMULSION?
- What was it, gloss or emulsion?
AH ANNA DECAYDED YET.
- I haven't decided yet.